Vocal Eraser Soundforge 9

Because women prefer to live in Venezuela and not Iran? Starting with Entourage

This came to me mail and it seemed too funny:


1. In Iran, women studied for up to 12 years. In Venezuela, the gals are up to ministers ... What, are you?.

2. In Iran, women can not show his face, nor can they wear skirts, trousers, blouses, let alone dental floss. In Venezuela, show the navel, ass, tits ... pod all ...!!

3. Women in Iran can not watch TV or listen to radio. In Venezuela if they do not buy a flat screen TV, you're screwed, as well as ever they can use DVD, just to say they have a ... cock is a must take them to the movies every week, buy all the crap they ask: Popcorn, sushi, coca cola light, tequeños, Plantain, pirulino and related ... and if the movie is a shit, shit !!!... the trunk and arm you ment before all your friends, why not let her choose the movie ...!

4. In Iran there cumpleños, any kind of celebration. In Venezuela, for any crap they want to do a party and that ment if you forget the anniversary and / or birthday, you have to remove pa somewhere or give him a pod when they meet a week's draw, Valentine's Day, the day friendship, mother's day, women, the secretary, and Arbor Day as "DIA" exists in the calendar ...!

5. In Iran men can have more than one wife. In Venezuela come to find out if you spoke with a girlfriend in the gym, the prognosis is reserved ment my brother end up, get divorced, I seized the salary, take away the car, the house, they leave you on the street and faster which immediately tied to your best friend and mounted in the car ride that you seized, and having a whack at the club where the action was yours ...!, PUSSY & Care A lawyer friend ... my compaies there if it is true that leave you broken up without the interior.

6. In Iran, the woman who mounted the horns to her husband is burned, stoned, put to death. In Venezuela it is a gift, something that "happens", they say no know how it happened, it was only sex, they do not remember anything that was scraped, and the worst is not the horn itself, but chalequeo jodedera and others.

7. In Iran women are playing go on foot, no car, no bikes or skateboards or roller skates ... Conas walk the walk. In Venezuela they send you to hell if they do not change the car every year, and is better than her friend.

8. In Iran, women respect and revere their husbands. Treated like a god. In Venezuela they treat you like a slave ... carajitos searches to school, go to the Automercado, wash the car, going to the beach, go to the babyshower for my friend from school ... ...!, crabs shit you scream, and if you think of protest, leaving you sleeping on the couch with the dog that is horrible but she looks beautiful, and incidentally sucks ... Cordless, much less control ... because it is in the room, you get to see the channels until you fall asleep, and the cone and mom watching Discovery Health ... E!, EXN, P & A, Cosmopolitan or any other mariquera that occur in these channels that just come here ... Arrechera pussy ...!

9. In Iran, if the man is "EVIL POWDER, nobody knows because Iranian women or for the guy says. In Venezuela if you are "BAD DUST", you are fucked my friend ...!, best to target your coctelitos shrimp chipi chipi, mussels, broken mattress, clams, a mezcladito of viagra, that if you turn "BAD DUST" ... learns "tútiri mundachi" say you're just like a bobby mojaaaao, and for more high COVERS take you to "talk about your problem," fuck that shit. But if you're a "good lay", ie the cojes you well ... sheath or say it any other cuaima (horny cock more than anyone) ... so that you do not miss the head you lie down. Jodaaaaaa No ... ...!

10. And on top are so horny that we say "Macho" ... Some assholes is what we are. Since we would like to send a contingent of witches in Venezuela to Iran ...!!!

11. But the saddest thing of all is that we all quill that because there There is nothing more ARRECHE to have a wife, mistress, friend or lover to a Venezuelan, because these women ... my friend that there is no match .... They are unique, unrepeatable and UNMATCHED ...!!!



Signature:

A Venezuelan submitted, ARRECHE And COÑACEAO!.

Metal Core Razor Wheels

: Who knew!

The truth you never know where you take the twists of fate. It

I convinced a friend of changing from PC to Mac, and he was worried about that could be used to replace the Outlook, which for him is very important.

I recommended to take a look at Entourage in Office 2008: mac, because had understood that it was similar.

The truth is that in order to speak properly on the subject, last night I began to personally review the Entourage to see what could be done with it and not ... and stays on!! As you run, a simple wizard allowed me to import all my mail, including setting up incoming and outgoing servers, events and contacts from Mail, iCal and Address Book to Entourage DB, but at the same time allowing the event information and contacts are kept synchronized between Entourage and OS X native applications (iCal and Address Book).

The ease with which I can relate mails, calendar events, tasks and projects and categories people is simply fascinating. To me, that I receive daily emails from various clients and edit or gender-related documents several simultaneous projects is a blessing to have a central place to organize everything.

In short: I highly recommend them if you have never bothered to keep an eye on Entourage ... do it, do not repent and be surprised as me.

Metal Core Wheels Black And Pink

MOVISTAR Venezuela: THIEVES!

is a shame that Venezuela will win DOUBLE the dubious prize of being the country that sells the new iPhone 3G more expensive price WORLDWIDE, while the WORST SERVICE ASSOCIATE.

These ##^%^@%#^#%^#% PANTS have to "offer" iPhone 3G in Venezuela to "reasonable" price of 2,500 BsF, just over $ 1,000 at official exchange rate and almost 500 U.S. $ a parallel shift ... and how much it should cost the public as the Apple iPhone? 200 U.S. $!!!! That is, the actual price should have applied Movistar would be between the 430 and 1000 BsF ... SMALL difference!

addition to this incredible price "offer" take it with you:

a) FREE unlimited internet
b) without access to the 3G network (because there is simply no Movistar 3G network yet)
c) with Mandatory Access the reg Movistar GSM, ie hopefully can you achieve using a telephone.


Sincerely, I hope you are "dented" half of these cellular BY THIEVES! If we were a country a little more aware of their rights as consumers, would deny us PLANO just buy it.

So now you know: DO NOT BUY THE IPHONE MOVISTAR! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE CAN steal so blatantly!

Dress Up Like Albert Einstein

Illustration for educational project Homenaje a Carlos Meglia

we do among a group of artists dedicated to our good friend and mentor Carlos Meglia: _

Technique: Photoshop, pen and many hours of work

Xt Heart Rate Monitor Manual

From Safari to Camino Nostalgia

Safari browser is tremendous. Since I made the leap to leave my beloved Firefox OSX without looking back, captivated by the elegance and speed of Safari.

But lately I've noticed that Safari has become a true memory-eating monster, to the point of consuming more than 500 MB of physical RAM.

True, I have 3 GB of RAM ... but when I have Parallels running (512 MB allocated), plus a dozen more programs, that excessive consumption of Safari becomes a problem that affects the overall performance of my system.

After a quick search on Google, I found Camino . Its interface is all the "Mac-style" which can be ordered, and according to the documents I read, is almost as fast as Safari and many more modest in its memory consumption.

So from today I set Camino as my default browser to see how it goes with me in the coming weeks.

Story Behind Cape Cod Bracelet

Last Sunday my aunt gave me some CDs that belonged to my late Uncle Ricardo.

Today I started to listen, especially one of Antonio Carlos Jobim .... and I think being there in the living room of my uncle, sitting on Indian position in his favorite chair and carrying the bossanova rhythm with your fingers and eyes closed .... You strange

Richard ... (

Did You Keep Your Starter Stud

Richard Wright has died, founder of the rock legend called Pink Floyd, from cancer at age 65.

Richard Wright, in the company of Syd Barret, Roger Water, Nick Mason and David Gilmour changed the history of rock in the style of music and the lyrics to this legendary band.

Even today, for me, the live concert of Pink Floyd entitled Pulse is one of the most spectacular things I've seen, and not a day goes by without you hear at least one piece of Dark Side of the moon or Division Bell.

he rest in peace.