Thursday, December 18, 2008

Vocal Eraser Soundforge 9

Because women prefer to live in Venezuela and not Iran? Starting with Entourage

This came to me mail and it seemed too funny:


1. In Iran, women studied for up to 12 years. In Venezuela, the gals are up to ministers ... What, are you?.

2. In Iran, women can not show his face, nor can they wear skirts, trousers, blouses, let alone dental floss. In Venezuela, show the navel, ass, tits ... pod all ...!!

3. Women in Iran can not watch TV or listen to radio. In Venezuela if they do not buy a flat screen TV, you're screwed, as well as ever they can use DVD, just to say they have a ... cock is a must take them to the movies every week, buy all the crap they ask: Popcorn, sushi, coca cola light, tequeños, Plantain, pirulino and related ... and if the movie is a shit, shit !!!... the trunk and arm you ment before all your friends, why not let her choose the movie ...!

4. In Iran there cumpleños, any kind of celebration. In Venezuela, for any crap they want to do a party and that ment if you forget the anniversary and / or birthday, you have to remove pa somewhere or give him a pod when they meet a week's draw, Valentine's Day, the day friendship, mother's day, women, the secretary, and Arbor Day as "DIA" exists in the calendar ...!

5. In Iran men can have more than one wife. In Venezuela come to find out if you spoke with a girlfriend in the gym, the prognosis is reserved ment my brother end up, get divorced, I seized the salary, take away the car, the house, they leave you on the street and faster which immediately tied to your best friend and mounted in the car ride that you seized, and having a whack at the club where the action was yours ...!, PUSSY & Care A lawyer friend ... my compaies there if it is true that leave you broken up without the interior.

6. In Iran, the woman who mounted the horns to her husband is burned, stoned, put to death. In Venezuela it is a gift, something that "happens", they say no know how it happened, it was only sex, they do not remember anything that was scraped, and the worst is not the horn itself, but chalequeo jodedera and others.

7. In Iran women are playing go on foot, no car, no bikes or skateboards or roller skates ... Conas walk the walk. In Venezuela they send you to hell if they do not change the car every year, and is better than her friend.

8. In Iran, women respect and revere their husbands. Treated like a god. In Venezuela they treat you like a slave ... carajitos searches to school, go to the Automercado, wash the car, going to the beach, go to the babyshower for my friend from school ... ...!, crabs shit you scream, and if you think of protest, leaving you sleeping on the couch with the dog that is horrible but she looks beautiful, and incidentally sucks ... Cordless, much less control ... because it is in the room, you get to see the channels until you fall asleep, and the cone and mom watching Discovery Health ... E!, EXN, P & A, Cosmopolitan or any other mariquera that occur in these channels that just come here ... Arrechera pussy ...!

9. In Iran, if the man is "EVIL POWDER, nobody knows because Iranian women or for the guy says. In Venezuela if you are "BAD DUST", you are fucked my friend ...!, best to target your coctelitos shrimp chipi chipi, mussels, broken mattress, clams, a mezcladito of viagra, that if you turn "BAD DUST" ... learns "tútiri mundachi" say you're just like a bobby mojaaaao, and for more high COVERS take you to "talk about your problem," fuck that shit. But if you're a "good lay", ie the cojes you well ... sheath or say it any other cuaima (horny cock more than anyone) ... so that you do not miss the head you lie down. Jodaaaaaa No ... ...!

10. And on top are so horny that we say "Macho" ... Some assholes is what we are. Since we would like to send a contingent of witches in Venezuela to Iran ...!!!

11. But the saddest thing of all is that we all quill that because there There is nothing more ARRECHE to have a wife, mistress, friend or lover to a Venezuelan, because these women ... my friend that there is no match .... They are unique, unrepeatable and UNMATCHED ...!!!



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A Venezuelan submitted, ARRECHE And COÑACEAO!.